Funk the War has spread like a fluorescent colored disco fungus across the map of the United States, and infected youth with militant anti-war disco fever.

Now we’re gonna be at the Republican National Convention on September 1st, incorporating our booty shakin’ beats into the RNC Welcoming Committee’s blockade strategy the best way we know how: we’re going to dress fierce, we’re going to blast our music loud, we’re going to party hard. Meet us at the corner of Cedar and Colombia (at the southeast corner of the capitol grounds) at 4:00pm, and we’ll show these stuffy
politicians: When our bass rumbles, empires crumble.

*War is a waste of our Youth! Funktocracy is in the Streets!*