THE KARZ SuX BRIGADE TAKE SECTOR 4! CALLS FOR “CRITICAL MASS”

The Karz SuX Brigade have agreed to take sector 4 for the day of action in St. Paul. We will be meeting an hour before the convention at 6pm. Bring your bike to sector 4 at 6pm and follow any bicycles you see,
resulting in a chaotic mass of epic proportions. We plan to go to every single sector, but will start in sector 4.

The Karz SuX Brigade asks that you dress the best in honor of our resident president, Meaning put on your top hat and your monocle! We are looking for all bike types, shapes, colors and models! We must reach
“critical mass” if we are to have nuclear war, right?

ALL BIKES TO SECTOR 4, 6pm! SEPTEMBER 1st!
WE TAKE THE FREEWAY!

FOR MORE INFO CONTACT karzsuxbrigade@safe-mail.net.

Karz SuX Brigade Precepts:

1. We are Poor. We eat from dumpsters, and when we don’t eat from dumpsters we are either stealing food, or buying it using your tax dollars. We don’t have fancy fixies nor anything “Carbon Fiber”. Our bikes are poorer than we are. We refuse the rich lifestyle as just that, a lifestyle. We live, not shop. We Dress For The Job We Want, Not The Job We Have. Our bikes look a lil crazy, get used to it.

2. We are Anarchists. We accept all negative and positive connotationswith this. With this we feel no one has a “right” to drive a car. No Gods, No Masters. We just want to live in a tepee, and until then, we will inconvenience cars.

3. We are Anti-Car. We don’t “Share The Road”. We don’t respect cars, and no we can’t just take one lane. you are the one killing the planet, not us. When you stop running us over, We will stop disrespecting YOUR
traffic laws.

3.5 We are pro-bike. With the previous point in mind we will always fight for bicyclist issues, and protect bicyclists at any cost.

4. We Believe In The 2012 Prophecy. We believe that in 4 years time we will have a chance to end this civilization as we know it. On 12/21/2012 at 12:21 PM we will ride the freeway, care to join us?

5. We Are Not Pacifists. If Cars try to run us over, expect consequences. Cars are already choosing to be violent by existing, and it is only right to resist them appropriately. We will not forget one bicyclist killed by cars.

6. We Are All Inclusive. If you have a bike, come ride with us. We are not a Gang or Club in the traditional since, we are more like the ELF,
Take our name and put it to use.

Karz SuX, Bikes Rule!